A few good chuckles for your Tuesday….remember to smile – or even laugh outloud!! It feels good (just like the first letter I received from Jordan yesterday…WOO HOO!!) So, for some funnies…
The Senility Prayer:
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do and,
The eyesight to tell the difference.
Know how to prevent sagging?
Just eat till the wrinkles fill out!
When asked the best thing about turning 104,
the senior lady replied,
“No peer pressure.”
and my personal favorite
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
So I got my doctor’s permission to
join a fitnesss club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.
But, by the time I got my leatords on,
the class was over!!
Yikes! That last one is just like me getting my pantyhose on Sunday mornings! :~O
p.s. Love your Romans 12:12 button!
I sure needed a good laugh today…thanks so much!
That last one is hilarious! Sounds a little too close to what happens when I put my jeans on. 🙂
those were definitely funny! love the leotard one!
Oh dear, I feel like that some days! Jackie
Oh my…. definitely the last one hits close to home! Leotards, jeans, pantyhose.. anything but stretchy yoga pants leaves me “panting”… ha ha! Thanks for the ALWAYS needed laughter!